pre-order heart boners and unicorn farts
NOVEMBER 2, 2019
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Mobius Books is honored to present the second project released under our label, with extremely beautiful cover art provided by the talented Chris Enterline.
Please join us and acknowledge Kimmy Dee today in the announcement of another excellently titled (and written) essay collection: HEART BONERS AND UNICORN FARTS, and click the image to pre-order your copy, which has an official release date of February 14, 2020. HEART BONERS remains as hilarious, intimate and self deprecating as fans like us would expect from the follow-up to Kimmy’s first book. So come read this thing with us. It is quite something. --Mobius Editorial Team |
HEART BONERS AND UNICORN FARTS, by Kimmy Dee.
$16.99 (Click image to pre-order) |
PUSSY PLANET HAS LAUNCHED
SEPTEMBER 20, 2019
Today we are proud to announce the release of PUSSY PLANET: AND OTHER ENDEARING TALES, by Kimmy Dee. Available everywhere books are sold and ready to be shipped. (link in comments).
The Mobius Team would like to acknowledge YOU ALL today, Kimmy’s family, friends, fans and devoted readers: with your help and interest, we received one hundred and twenty pre-orders, which is WAY more than we anticipated. Thank you all, from the bottom of our hearts. That is PRE-ORDERS...!
It’s here now, and orders have all been signed by the lady herself and will be shipped within a week. PREPARE TO READ.
All who ordered CD's: we are still putzing around with that, and we hope to have it finished before the end of this weekend.
Thank you. Truly. All who ordered have made the first book from this fledgling company an amazing experience. You’ve all been swept up into this dream, and we hope you enjoy the ride.
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In the era of #MeToo and the shittiest politics in modern history and daily tragedy in the news, in addition to this pop culture vortex of dim-witted, unimagined rehashes, retcons and tired reality shows, where nothing new can ever happen and imagination dies a thousand deaths in the inundation of too much at once, none of us ever expected in a million years that the autobiographical tales of a mentally ill mother in her thirties were what we all needed, but they so are. Kimmy is a titan. She takes you with her every step of the way, and you are riveted until the turn of the last page. You are caught. She is funny and brilliant and an enormous talent. She tells stories that will last. Stories that will stick with you. Stuff that truly lives up to this company’s namesake.
Come read this thing with us. It’s pretty amazing.
And thank you all for making it possible.
--Mobius Editorial Team
The Mobius Team would like to acknowledge YOU ALL today, Kimmy’s family, friends, fans and devoted readers: with your help and interest, we received one hundred and twenty pre-orders, which is WAY more than we anticipated. Thank you all, from the bottom of our hearts. That is PRE-ORDERS...!
It’s here now, and orders have all been signed by the lady herself and will be shipped within a week. PREPARE TO READ.
All who ordered CD's: we are still putzing around with that, and we hope to have it finished before the end of this weekend.
Thank you. Truly. All who ordered have made the first book from this fledgling company an amazing experience. You’ve all been swept up into this dream, and we hope you enjoy the ride.
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In the era of #MeToo and the shittiest politics in modern history and daily tragedy in the news, in addition to this pop culture vortex of dim-witted, unimagined rehashes, retcons and tired reality shows, where nothing new can ever happen and imagination dies a thousand deaths in the inundation of too much at once, none of us ever expected in a million years that the autobiographical tales of a mentally ill mother in her thirties were what we all needed, but they so are. Kimmy is a titan. She takes you with her every step of the way, and you are riveted until the turn of the last page. You are caught. She is funny and brilliant and an enormous talent. She tells stories that will last. Stories that will stick with you. Stuff that truly lives up to this company’s namesake.
Come read this thing with us. It’s pretty amazing.
And thank you all for making it possible.
--Mobius Editorial Team
PRE-ORDER PUSSY PLANET
JULY 16, 2019
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WE ARE NOW TAKING PRE-ORDERS FOR SIGNED COPIES of PUSSY PLANET: And Other Endearing Tales, by Kimmy Dee.
Beautiful artwork provided by Chris Enterline. We asked Kimmy her thoughts about the cover and she said: “I want it to look like I got glammed up for the opera but skipped it to go bar hopping instead. Maybe I could be sitting on a pubic toilet, taking a piss and sneaking a smoke (wait, can we make me hitting a joint instead?) with toilet paper wrapped around my heel. And there should be a bottle of pills somewhere. Because drugs.” And this is what Chris came up with. It is absolutely stunning. So, in Kimmy parlance, without further adoo-doo, we present Kimmy Dee’s Pussy Planet, on sale 9/20/19. Follow the link by clicking the image to pre-order your signed copy. Happy reading, and best regards, --Möbius Editorial Team |
PUSSY PLANET: AND OTHER ENDEARING TALES, by Kimmy Dee. $12.99 (Click image to pre-order) |
Launch
may 30, 2019
WE ARE EXCITED AND PROUD TO ANNOUNCE MöBIUS BOOKS, independent print, digital and audio producer of novels in the genres of sci fi, fantasy, horror and crime fiction, in addition to select non-fiction. This is the culmination of nearly a decade of work.
First order of business?
Our very first contract.
We searched long and hard for a writer to commemorate the launch of this label. We have found a phenomenal storyteller, easily one of the most gifted, fluid and compelling writers we’ve had the privilege to read.
With her relaxed conversational style, this writer is very intimate with her insights, ironic with her delivery and at times heartfelt and raw. Her voice is POWERFUL and entertaining and always amusing. And she’s funny as hell.
Her short story Asylum was featured in the 2019 collection Strangers in a Strange Land: Immigrants Stories alongside Derringer Award winning writer Patricia Abbott and Stark Trek alum Walter Koenig. She’s had works published in Jokesliteraryreview.com, Toughcrime.com, The Dirty Pool, Pulp Metal Magazine, and her short story Dolls of Disaster was featured in the collection Crappy Shorts: Dueces Wild, edited by C.G. Baur.
Former contributor to Cracked.com, her articles accrued millions of views, and she wrote a regular column where she reviewed terrible horror films for Horrorhomework.com, aptly titled Kimmy Karnage’s Turds of Terror.
We are proud, honored and extremely excited to announce Kimmy Dee as the first author published by Möbius Books. Kimmy has signed
two books with us (release dates TBA) and we can’t wait to show you what she’s been working on.
And Kimmy is just the beginning.
We have so many more wonderful stories to share with you – so many more distinct and powerful voices that we feel represent not only the best of their genres, but the best of what it means to be a storyteller.
These are the kind of creators we wish to work with. Visionaries and exceptional yarn spinners with the talent to write timeless stories that can be read over and over again.
That is our the vision. That is our mission. That is our namesake.
Endless stories.
Come read with us.
And come write for us! We are now accepting original manuscripts. Please see details on our Submissions page.
Best wishes, and remember:
LIVE SLOW
KEEP CREATING
--Möbius Editorial Team
First order of business?
Our very first contract.
We searched long and hard for a writer to commemorate the launch of this label. We have found a phenomenal storyteller, easily one of the most gifted, fluid and compelling writers we’ve had the privilege to read.
With her relaxed conversational style, this writer is very intimate with her insights, ironic with her delivery and at times heartfelt and raw. Her voice is POWERFUL and entertaining and always amusing. And she’s funny as hell.
Her short story Asylum was featured in the 2019 collection Strangers in a Strange Land: Immigrants Stories alongside Derringer Award winning writer Patricia Abbott and Stark Trek alum Walter Koenig. She’s had works published in Jokesliteraryreview.com, Toughcrime.com, The Dirty Pool, Pulp Metal Magazine, and her short story Dolls of Disaster was featured in the collection Crappy Shorts: Dueces Wild, edited by C.G. Baur.
Former contributor to Cracked.com, her articles accrued millions of views, and she wrote a regular column where she reviewed terrible horror films for Horrorhomework.com, aptly titled Kimmy Karnage’s Turds of Terror.
We are proud, honored and extremely excited to announce Kimmy Dee as the first author published by Möbius Books. Kimmy has signed
two books with us (release dates TBA) and we can’t wait to show you what she’s been working on.
And Kimmy is just the beginning.
We have so many more wonderful stories to share with you – so many more distinct and powerful voices that we feel represent not only the best of their genres, but the best of what it means to be a storyteller.
These are the kind of creators we wish to work with. Visionaries and exceptional yarn spinners with the talent to write timeless stories that can be read over and over again.
That is our the vision. That is our mission. That is our namesake.
Endless stories.
Come read with us.
And come write for us! We are now accepting original manuscripts. Please see details on our Submissions page.
Best wishes, and remember:
LIVE SLOW
KEEP CREATING
--Möbius Editorial Team