MÖBIUS BOOKs
Terminal 3, by Illimani Ferreira (Release Date September 25, 2020) PRE-ORDER
$16.99
It is the dawn of the 22nd century, and Earth is on the “Fabulous Side of the Galaxy.”
Imagine the future. Not the flossy-glossy one that feels like riding a Tesla driven by a coked out Ayn Rand. No. Imagine instead... a future somewhere between a white cishet libertarian’s wet dream with sexbots and a nightmare Greta Thunberg had during a nap after eating expired tofu chimichangas. Can you picture that? No? Try this:
Los Angeles has become a main hub of the Galactic Confederation – a relay outpost for extra terrestrial travelers coming from and going to the Norma and Scotus-Centaurus arms of the Milky Way, also known as ‘The Effed Up Side of the Galaxy.’
After his mom disappeared during a quantum terrorist attack when he was a boy, Gabe Chagas decided to follow in her footsteps and become a member of the LAX Security force, where he spends his time deporting aliens for a living.
Gabe isn’t particularly fit. As a matter of fact, he’s a total wimp. What he lacks in courage, he also lacks in brains. But when Gabe receives a cryptic message directing him to a non-existent gate in LAX’s infamous Terminal 3 promising answers for his mother’s disappearance – and her presumed status as an undocumented time traveler – his own terrestrial residency falls under scrutiny.
Welcome to Terminal 3.
Your flight WILL be delayed.
Heart Boners and Unicorn Farts, by Kimmy Dee
$16.99
From the critically acclaimed author of Pussy Planet and Other Endearing Tales comes an all new collection of side-splitting stories.
From crappy jobs to sex injuries to bathroom theatrics, Kimmy paints a hilarious and occasionally heartwarming picture of what it's like to navigate life through the distorted lens of mental illness. Her determination to not only survive but to urinate in as many new places as possible will tickle your funny bone, as well as your bladder. Think Carrie Fischer meets David Sedaris, providing both of them are a bit tipsy.
From crappy jobs to sex injuries to bathroom theatrics, Kimmy paints a hilarious and occasionally heartwarming picture of what it's like to navigate life through the distorted lens of mental illness. Her determination to not only survive but to urinate in as many new places as possible will tickle your funny bone, as well as your bladder. Think Carrie Fischer meets David Sedaris, providing both of them are a bit tipsy.
PUSSY PLANET and Other Endearing Tales, by Kimmy Dee
$5.99 - $12.99
This is Kimmy Dee. This is Kimmy Dee's brain. You've been warned. By turns hysterically filthy and heartbreakingly sincere, PUSSY PLANET chronicles snapshots of the life of an irreverent woman. From an unintentionally foul-mouthed offspring to failed attempts at masturbation to dealing with an anxiety disorder to the loss of a parent, PUSSY PLANET is an insightful and ridiculously funny collection of personal essays from a writer with a totally unique – and screwed-up – view of the world. This is Kimmy Dee's PUSSY PLANET, we're only along for the ride.